Chezzel dick

Wezzel, pencil dick, Gronk,a guy that is just kidding himself

Fuck off chezzel dick.....

by Kiah reid October 06, 2018

Dick Extender

This refers to a camera or video recorder that has at least a 10x optical zoom.

So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.

by Darlnnikki February 02, 2010

Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 05, 2020

dick penis

My dick has a penis and my penis has a dick. The trouble just got double doubley fucked that is

My girl just sucked my dick penis

by Ligmabalss October 11, 2020

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

Hold my dick

Phrase said to clergy when they try to molest you.

Priest: Hey, sweet boy. Wanna try something new?
Choir boy: Hold my dick, creep!

by armerlinsea April 17, 2022

dick face

a grimace girls usually do when they see a dick pic.

girl chilling on her phone
*dic pic sent*
she make a dick face.

by my pseudo is not my name April 25, 2023