that one bestfriend of yours that is a total whore who fucks anyone who walks. also goes by the name ivy
by skanky ass slut January 03, 2018
Thermonuclear ass occurs when you eat a shit load of taco bell with diablo sauce and you obliterate your toilet and everything within a two mile radius of ground zero at three in the morning
Dude i ate twenty bucks worth of Taco Bell last night and got some thermonuclear ass going on…….i think I killed the neighbors cat and my toilet in one go.
by Shitbox209 May 12, 2023
When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 27, 2018
by AmeliaNeek February 28, 2024
You, my dear friend, are an moron ass.
by Discomushroom@aim.com July 29, 2011
I love Ass Shitters!
by pr1methes1lly October 02, 2023
When you realize that you forgot to do something very important. That very moment that you come to that realization and panic hits you.
by Tarxilicious November 28, 2020