If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

ass fuck

ram kushal from iiit bangalore

why are you gay? ass fuck!!

by dt_42_69 August 18, 2023

Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

Black cock in the ass

Black cock in the ass

“Hey man wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass,” *proceeds to shit*

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Black cock in the ass

Yes

“Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*

by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021

Deni’s fat ass

Is a giant creature which it’s almost 50 TONS ! Yeah you heard me right 50 TON ! It’s known for A terrible accident which happen in 1997 in Alabama , Albania , Bathore (Best town) Killed many young and innocent people with his fat ass . R.I.P to all the fallen soldiers

Davi: OMG DO YOU REMEMBER THE ACCIDENT “DENI’S FAT ASS” ?

Angjelo: Yeah dude , that shit made me bust two times for a bag of jelly beans

by Big daddy lord sosig November 22, 2021

Ass Traveled

When you meet a dude off Grindr, and remember how good his dick felt inside you, so much that it feels like you time travelled back to when you hooked up with them.

Yo, Alex fucked me so good it's like I Ass Traveled back to the night he was beating my guts up!

by TheAssTraveler November 21, 2021