turd grabber

a newborn baby. derives from proximity of the birth canal to the anus
" Hey! Ramond's wife she done had a tu'd grabbuh."
by John E. Walker April 27, 2003
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Turd Bullet

A fast bowel movement. Typically used as an insult in place of asshole or jerk.
I can't stand my new neighbor, he's such a turd bullet.
by uvkorn7 November 19, 2010
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Turd Herd

a group of people dressed like turd
"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
by soapsolo11103 February 06, 2013
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turd fight

What happens when two monkeys get into a sort of "cockfight", but instead throw turds at each other.
The epic turd fight between the two monkeys ended with one monkey getting the shit beat out of him and turd shoved up his ass.
by DannyDingo May 30, 2009
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Kratom Turd

In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"
"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"

"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"

"Ah cool, make some for me"
by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020
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Turd Reaper

1.)Another term for the toilet, can, shitter and most important on your neighbours doorstep.
2.)When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.
I had saved up a dump which was so colossal, that when released you worry whether the turd reaper can facilitate such a quantity of turd, hoping it will flush.
by JudgeFooj June 11, 2009
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