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turd sculpting

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.
I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.
by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008
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Turd Herd

a group of people dressed like turd
"look it's the turd herd"
"aren't they supposed to be in the toilet"
"i would NEVER be in that club"
by soapsolo11103 February 5, 2013
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turd machine

When one deficates while listening to Bird Machine
Jimbob decided to try the turd machine.
by large anal beads November 10, 2013
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Cutting Turds

South Georgia term for describing a series of very juicy Farts that smells like straight-up shit !!!
" I have a feeling that after eating all this Chilli I will be cutting turds all night long "
by Bruiser Braswell October 22, 2016
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Kratom Turd

In the world of kratom there are many different ways to make it so you cannot taste it. A kratom turd is the specific method of making a paste with lime juice and honey and molding it into a pill like shape and freezing it, the result looks frighteningly similar to a Guinea Pig turd which is why the kratom community named it "kratom turd"
"Hey you got some kratom? "
"Yeah man, but I dont have the powder, only kratom turds."
"That's ok! That's my preferred way of taking it anyway"

"What are you up to"
"Molding kratom turds for tomarrow"

"Ah cool, make some for me"
by Oywiththepoodles October 26, 2020
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Liberty Turd

The expulsion of faeces in any environment other than a locked and secured toilet/bathroom.

N.B: this includes shitting with the toilet door open but does not include soiling oneself in public.
Camper A; "I just had a brilliant liberty turd next to that pine tree."

Camper B; "Did you have toilet roll with you or did you go 'au naturel'?"

Camper A; "Luckily I had a pack of hand tissues in my jacket pocket."

Camper B "Sweet."

Son; "Dad, let me know how long you and Mum are going to be out for so I can have a shit with the door open."

Dad; "Ah the old liberty turd, will do Son."
by rnaylevert July 5, 2012
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Turd-chin

Double chin, having two chins that resemble a turd.
“Wow, I never realized that Sam could be such a nasty turd-chin.”

“Hey, you don’t have to force food down like that, you’re getting a turd-chin.”
by LoveThatPseudonym March 6, 2019
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