Moon Suit

This is not what astronauts wear! Old dudes wear this. Batman wore this for his 156th birthday! SpongeBob wears this a lot! It is for your ugly faces, so they don't show much. Chicks hate it!

Boy 1:Your ugly.
Boy 2:Look at that moon suit you have!
Girl 1:I know! I cannot date him!

by NiceN0b0dy1 May 8, 2018

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023

mia moon

a famous celebrity who has red hair and is silly and nice

"thats mia moon !! theyre friends with cornflowerss!"
"i like that silly mia moon"

by del the amazing and great November 29, 2021

Moon Gooning

It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.

"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."

by Bromime February 13, 2024

New moon

Where the moon is dark

It's a new moon tonight

by 459395 April 11, 2023

Moon Dice

One of the terms used for Crystal Meth. Roleplayers after a DnD session used to hit the Moon Dice to see what new Characters they could create.

"Bro please tell me you brought the Moon Dice, I need to make a new Wizard."

by Mary Bella March 25, 2024

Moon pie

When performing sex lick the accumulation female discharge out of a women anus.

When I got done having sex with her I bent her over and ate that delicious moon pie from in between her buttocks.

by 3forlife February 24, 2020