Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.

Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.

by Fredman14 December 29, 2021

Gnome gamer

A so-called "gnome gamer" is a human being likely not to take part in social interaction and is much more present in their own comfortable gaming space.

A: Yo bro, I just did a sub 50 Inferno on OSRS (Oldschool Runescape).
B: Damn bro, you're a true gnome gamer!

by LightYearAhead January 18, 2023

Blob the Gamer

an idiot who wrote this definition

Person 1 "Hey have you heard of Blob the Gamer"
Person 2 "Yeah he's an idiot"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000

A gsups brand of drink created by the youtuber RussianBadger

Hey have you tried my guacamole gamer farts 3000?

by GSUPS ADS April 26, 2022

GAMER

G: Gay
A: And
M: Mentally
E: Entitled
as a
R: Retard

Gamer: Gay and Mentally Entitled as a Retard

by VPex April 30, 2022

gamer pocket

a fleshlighr shaped like a monster energy can

“yo he plays Fortnite? sounds like the only push he’s getting is a gamer pocket”

by everyonesfavoritebarista March 7, 2022

Nick Gamer

A fucking 12 year old who has no idea about anything and ruins his life by sending inappropriate pictures to random people on the internet and was born under the highway because he was an accident and his mom is a pornstar and hooker.

That kid Nick Gamer is disgusting.

by Dean 5777 October 16, 2017