Goated

When something scares the fuck out of you and you stiffen up and fall over.

Oh shit…that fool saw a chupacabra and straight goated!

by AM© July 3, 2025

GOAT

Greatest Of All Time

Eminem is the GOAT

by Onlyrealvibes1 October 31, 2018

broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.

He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.

by Nud3yNovak February 3, 2018

goat crew

the coolest brand in the world, with super cool tshirts and swaggy hoodies

"hey you see that new anime collab goat crew did, it looks swaggy"

by swagmasterflex69420 November 23, 2021

fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.

Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*

by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022

The Goats

The Greatest of All Time.

Matt and Melissa are the Goats of the 5-Pin Bowling World. If they were to have children they would be the baby Goats.

Matt and Melissa are the Goats of the 5-Pin Bowling World. If they were to have children they would be the baby Goats.

by MDRUNOUT February 1, 2023

Goat Hour

The point at which one has gone with out sleep long enough that they enter a state similar to intoxication. Generally comedy is enhanced and most activities increase in difficulty.

I slept so little last week, I think I spent more time in goat hour than in bed!

by lamwigvam March 4, 2015