Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Our World of Text

Our World of Text, often shortened as "OWOT" is an infinite grid of text editable by any visitor. The changes made by other people appear on your screen as they happen. Everyone starts in the same place, but you can scroll through the world using your mouse. Fictional googologists often flock to this site to post their "very amazing and insightful" content.

A: "Our World of Text is full of very smart people (joke)"
B: "You're right"
A: "Let's hop on *another world than mainpage*"
B: "Good idea"

by Hyperbeam User December 21, 2023

(Con)text

Confusion that develops as a result of incorrect interpretation of a text message usually due to misunderstanding of tone

I was having trouble helping my friend understand my tone and I think I was a victim of (con)text

by RedStarHippie December 23, 2023

Text Tripping

Text Tripping is when text messages are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.

My girlfriend was so excited about her new job that she was sending me so many text messages I couldn't keep up with the response I said to her girlfriend stop text tripping I can't keep up.

by Texttripper January 17, 2024

U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

He means ur a pussy nigga go get your dough back

Come get it back in blood
U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

by Dayummmnm November 24, 2023

\( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \)

“The Whopper” is it’s name and it is equal to “ \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \) “using the array of operator and BEAF.1 The term was coined by Cookie Fonster. The number is named after the hamburger sold by Burger King.

Guy: Hey what’s your favourite number?
Guy 2:Mines probably \( \underbrace{10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10\cdots10\ \&\ 10\ \&\ 10}_{\text{100 10's}} \) = \( \lbrace 10,100 / 2 \rbrace \).

by HexManwastaken November 26, 2023

Text Nazi

is a term used colloquially to describe an individual who vehemently opposes and reacts with anger to receiving social media links through text messages. This person may exhibit an oppressive attitude, imposing sanctions on communication preferences, and may be perceived as being overly butt hurt about such messages. The term highlights a tendency towards prejudice, fostering a form of segregation in digital communication, and creating an atmosphere that feels akin to captivity for those who share links.

Paul is a text Nazi.

by Dr. Conservative November 27, 2023