A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.
Jacob is a nig...
by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024
Get the Jacobmug. This is a boy, or girl, (no one knows their actual gender) They enjoy playing FORTNITE and SHELLSHOCKERS 12 hours a day, 8 days a week. Looks pretty sick in his big ass gamer head phones. Kinda lowkey a thot and can easily finesse your bitch. Always bullies little girls named Liam. Some ppl might consider him a gay pedophile cuz he likes little boys named Ryan more than his girlfriend. Really enjoys music, mostly Ariana Grande and likes to participate in show choir. These poor kids tend to get bullied a lot but its ok cuz they have awesome girlfriends that write things on Urban dictionary for them.
by fhcisbjdsbfjbasofbosafbosabgfo December 20, 2018
Get the Jacob Fortinmug. always has a hard cock when talking to his friends because he is secretly gay. when his homies act sus around him he pre-cums. he also fantasizes about his homies.
by Daddy oofin November 22, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck
by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024
Get the Jacobmug. he’s a boy with a kind heart, someone who will pick you up from the floor and help you walk out, no matter what he’s been through he keeps a smile and puts everyone before him, he’s accomplished and fights for the right things, he speaks nothing but the truth and will steer from the typical norms, jacob can make you laugh until you cry and make corny jokes, he’s courageous and determined but has a soft hand to hold and a string shoulder to cry on
by beanieweanie November 21, 2021
Get the jacobmug. Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...
by nigori January 31, 2024
Get the Jacobmug.