When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 13, 2021
Get the knock on some doorsmug. Question often asked of house DJs at a pub or nightclub by a punter who can't think of anything more original to ask for.
OI MATE CAN YOU PLAY SOME BASSLINE?
Yeah sure, what do you me to play?
ANYTHING YOU KNOW.... BASSLINE... ER.. BAD BOY CHILLER CREW..
sigh...
Yeah sure, what do you me to play?
ANYTHING YOU KNOW.... BASSLINE... ER.. BAD BOY CHILLER CREW..
sigh...
by exup35 July 25, 2022
Get the Play some basslinemug. by Swan22 May 23, 2018
Get the Put Some Sun On That Tonguemug. by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025
Get the baptize some democratsmug. by TheQueenBih February 5, 2017
Get the gettin some coinsmug. Describing a building fire in which the structure is entirely engulfed in flames, making it an absolute fucking job.
Lmao I showed Alexandra the video from the auto body shop & tow truck fire and she goes “ that's some Detroit shit
by anonymous May 18, 2024
Get the that's some Detroit shitmug. A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019
Get the Slinging Some Hippo Cockmug.