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knock on some doors

When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 13, 2021
mugGet the knock on some doorsmug.

Play some bassline

Question often asked of house DJs at a pub or nightclub by a punter who can't think of anything more original to ask for.
OI MATE CAN YOU PLAY SOME BASSLINE?

Yeah sure, what do you me to play?

ANYTHING YOU KNOW.... BASSLINE... ER.. BAD BOY CHILLER CREW..

sigh...
by exup35 July 25, 2022
mugGet the Play some basslinemug.

Put Some Sun On That Tongue

Oral sex (One of the few times your tongue sees daylight)
My pussies wet and you need to put some sun on that tongue!
by Swan22 May 23, 2018
mugGet the Put Some Sun On That Tonguemug.

baptize some democrats

When you take a shit, trying your best to make democrats worthy of anything
Excuse me, I need to go baptize some democrats
by Rev Sharpton July 9, 2025
mugGet the baptize some democratsmug.

gettin some coins

Me: Hey boy wyd yesterday?

Him: Nothing I was gettin some coins
Me: Aye dws!
by TheQueenBih February 5, 2017
mugGet the gettin some coinsmug.

that's some Detroit shit

Describing a building fire in which the structure is entirely engulfed in flames, making it an absolute fucking job.
Lmao I showed Alexandra the video from the auto body shop & tow truck fire and she goes “ that's some Detroit shit
by anonymous May 18, 2024
mugGet the that's some Detroit shitmug.

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019
mugGet the Slinging Some Hippo Cockmug.

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