Sausage jockey

A man who liking sitting with another man’s cock up his asshole

That guys a sausage jockey he enjoys having a cock up his ass

by Sausage sucker January 17, 2025

Confirmed Sausage Fest

An event in which it is guaranteed and widely known that no females will be present. Commonly used to describe poker nights, sci-fi marathons and LAN parties.

Man, I'm not going to Connor's curry night, it's a confirmed sausage fest

by AndyTheRoo May 12, 2011

Sausage fart

When a guy farts with his penis

Someone sausage farted whilst having sex

by Jfjfjdjdjssuhe March 6, 2017

Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich

When a man put's Tapitaio hot sauce on his Cock and then inserts it into a woman's butthole, thrusting until she shits everywhere onto the mans chest, creating a hot chili shit storm, then cuddling commences, thus creating a hot Chili-sausage sandwich.

hey Greg, I heard you and Cindy did the Hot Chili-Sausage Sandwich last night! Congrats! Emily only wants to do the Rusty-Trombone, she is such a boner-deplete.

by Kingpoopy3ird July 3, 2016

sausage dildo

When a female shits in a condom,ties it off and uses it as a dildo

Susan could not find her purple dildo so she made a sausage dildo

by Big jhonny August 31, 2016

Sausage Wallet

Simply a Vagina

Larry: I would totally love to cram my johnson inside that lady's Sausage Wallet
Willy: I bet you would but too bad you have a turkey dick

by markhashairynutsicles March 18, 2010