Pissed Revenge

when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout

Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

Serpent Piss

A blockage at the front section of the Uretha which causes the stream or urine to spray out as two hot streams, usually at reflective angles like the fork of a serpents tongue causing mayhem, mess and misery.

Sorry I took a while, had a serpent piss and had to clean up. Please, continue.

by AC44 March 2, 2021

pissed idiot

Someone who can't handle their booze and carries on like a complete bellend.

Everytime he drinks, Nick turns into nothing but a pissed idiot.

by Stormingnorming January 30, 2016

piss baby

dudes named noah

dude noah’s such a piss baby

by chocolatiermam August 23, 2022

Piss Prophet

People who determined if a woman was going to have a baby in 14th century by studying her... uh... urine.

Piss prophets are not good people. Studying your piss to see if you will have babies? Yikes.

by Ash Ketchum's Love Bug June 13, 2018

piss in a pint

New Zealand and Australian slang/phrase which is used during a game or activity when a participant immediately develops a clear understanding of the rules and performs well.

Amy has just learnt the card game 'shit head' and is already playing the game strategically. She wins or preforms well in the first game she plays. Piss in a pint.

Or

Amy has just played her last card in a game that she has just learnt and wins the round. Another player says to her 'piss in a pint'.

by Joiful20 May 19, 2018

stiff piss

When a male attempts to urinate standing up while his penis is erect. In most cases he must squat, bend, etc. in efforts to get his penis as close as possible to the bowl without actually touching it leaving him in a peculiar and uncomfortable position. This normally occurs in conjunction with morning wood, or immediately after ejaculating.

Mike 1: I'll brb dude, I gotta take a stiff piss.
Mike 2: Why the fuck is your dick hard?

by Mike and Mike the Accountants May 26, 2017