When you're diagnosed with a rare eye disease that has the potential to change your entire life. You tell your friends about the severity of the situation only for them to make it a mockery. The only cure is an umbilical cord.
Gina sleeps with an eye patch. She must have that pirate eye.
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
Ahoy mateys, pirate eye Gina needs to clean the poop deck.
Shiver me timbers pirate eye Gina!
Why is your eye peeling off? Do you have pirate eye??
by Ydnim June 8, 2020

by Psyco6 April 23, 2016

by OzzaO May 6, 2021

A Dirty Pirate is a mixed shot, Made with half Captain Morgan spice rum half banana liqueur.
Creator : Christian Howard-Harris
Creator : Christian Howard-Harris
by anonymous August 28, 2021

by Lookinglsotbrol February 22, 2017

Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand
by Medix457 April 7, 2022
