X= "I've been having this feeling for my co-worker and I know it's wrong 'cause I'm married"
Y= "Wow man, I think it's serious, don't let it grow legs"
Y= "Wow man, I think it's serious, don't let it grow legs"
by Darkestapathy February 05, 2007
Simply stated it means to fuck someone to the point that they can no longer walk, and even have difficulty sitting up. Usually satisfies even a nympho for at least 3 days.
You'd better be careful Anthony, or I will fuck your legs off.
Man, I would love to fuck Stan's legs off...
Man, I would love to fuck Stan's legs off...
by Ms. B. Haven September 30, 2006
Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer is a parody of Rudolph the Reindeer, a stop motion animation, done by Most Offensive Videos on the Internet several years back, around 2005. The parody spoofs a similar animated flick, but here it's the most disgusting version ever. Instead of as glowing nose, Rudolph is born with a 'big hose you might even say grows', a package so big the other reindeer are jealous, and kick him out of Kwanzaa town before Fanta Claus can get his Mercedes Benz pulled. On the way to exile, Rudolph encounters Himey the wanna rabbi, Cornelius the Jew and the Abominable Clansman of the South among others, and makes it to the land of Misfit Reject 80s Toys. And he uses his magnificent claymation dick a lot. Banned on most net sites. Funniest spoof of that old stop motion toon ever.
Daisy: Did you see Rudolph the 5 legged reindeer last night?
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.
Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.
Jill: I did. That was the most sexist horribly masochistic thing ever, and I liked it.
Daisy: How about when Fanta Claus let one past the field goal?
Jill: Genius. Sick as fuck.
by reindeergamsferrt June 19, 2011
by CHALKY 195 January 13, 2010
When a man wearing shorts urinates by sliding (or snaking) his penis down one leg of the shorts rather than pulling them down or unzipping the fly.
Man, I was just too damn lazy, so I snaked it down my leg in the bathroom.
There aren't many contexts in which snake it down one's leg can be used.
There aren't many contexts in which snake it down one's leg can be used.
by PeaceLover November 06, 2005
When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.
Person One: How much skill do you have
Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut
Person One: Impressive
Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut
Person One: Impressive
by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018
After spending 2 hours scrolling Instagram In the bathroom I developed a case of Marko's toilet leg syndrome (MTLS).
by Marko Polo March 02, 2020