1. when two bonobo apes frot
2. when two flatworms mate, each one trying to thrust its penis into the other one in order to impregnate it
2. when two flatworms mate, each one trying to thrust its penis into the other one in order to impregnate it
by annonymous July 10, 2004
Get the penis fencingmug. n. Colloquialism referring to the Hummer H2 SUV. It is an established fact that feelings of inadequacy contribute to the purchasing, driving, and flaunting of one's Hummer.
Brad W., a 24-year-old jock who has trouble charming the ladies with his drunken partying, got his dad to buy him a brand-new yellow and chrome penis extension from the local GM dealer. Way to go Brad.
by Carl Willis July 26, 2004
Get the penis extensionmug. The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.
Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?
Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.
Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.
by fartus jenkins August 20, 2011
Get the money penismug. the part up the pants on the zipper that bends up when you sit down to look like a penis. Mostly occurs when wearing jeans.
Girl 1: How did it go with Johnny last night?
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
Girl 2: It didn't start off too good. When I walked in I thought he was really happy to see me. Turns out it was just a pants penis.
by Mr. Pants Penis September 28, 2009
Get the Pants Penismug. The Penis Monkey is a form of masturbation where you get naked and climb a tree, then tie a string to a branch. Then, you tie the other end to your dick and jump off the tree while making Tarzan noises and swinging back and fourth like a monkey.
Oh my god, did you see Richard outside this morning? He did the Penis Monkey in his front yard and was placed under arrest for public nudity!
by Can you burn a Luigi board August 16, 2019
Get the The Penis Monkeymug. When a man's penis shape is visible through his tight fitting pants or underwear. This is the male equivalent of the camel toe.
Dude, Michael Phelps had a serious penis impression during the Olympic trials yesterday. That new speedo really shows off his junk.
by plastikent January 26, 2010
Get the penis impressionmug. by Casey Karn February 27, 2008
Get the Were-penismug.