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cookie crisp

The sexual act preformed when the male pulls out of the vagina and releases his semen on the womans face accompanied by a quick turn-around and immediate emmitance of explosive diarrhea all over the woman.
Poor Jane got the cookie crisp right after Mexican night.

Biff "Yo man, whaddya do last night?"
Bobby "CoooOOOOOOOOOkie CRISP!!"
by eric drolshagen July 20, 2008
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Ass cookie

A scatists reference to a chunky gold nugget of poop which brings a fleeting moment of sexual joy
"This ass cookie has brought me a fleeting moment of sexual joy."
by dux0r2 March 22, 2010
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Hotel Cookie Tray

A white person attepting to be "hood."
by Hotel Cookie Tray February 24, 2009
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Cookie Cutter Music

Popular music that possesses no real melody and is used widely as filler music. Can be in the form of rock, pop, and other musical genres.
Green Day's songs have catchy melodies, so they don't produce cookie cutter music.
by kylerama September 10, 2008
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Red Snatch Cookies

Getting Sex from an extremely hot redhead.
Often abbreviated as RSC
Angie scott really wants some red snatch cookies!!!!!!
by HotForHerXXX February 13, 2010
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dutch oven cookie

farting in ones hand (containing the expelled gas in a hollow fist) and giving your partner or mate a taste by the contents by running your "cookie" over their nose/face...
hey honey.. have u ever had a dutch oven cookie
No.
smell this...
by Bling-dog March 19, 2011
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burn my cookies

A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.
I love you even though you burn my cookies..
by angrygreg December 18, 2013
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