Nathan

For someone who is anti authority I find it funny Nathan would tell me what to do. For this reason alone I will have full creative freedom over this definition. Nathan is the type of person who hates puppies, spits on people’s food, and curses out any elderly person he encounters. Nathans are not to be trusted, they will reap your soul from your body while you sleep- and it will be a painful process. If you see a Nathan I advise you to hide, your instincts to flight may kick in but listen carefully: Do NOT run! They’re faster than you think. I pray that you never encounter a Nathan in your life, but if you do…good luck.

Do you see that thing running towards us?

Oh no…Is that?

It’s a Nathan! I fear these are our last momen-

by bwtriz December 26, 2021

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Nathan

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Nathan Arasa

An oak wasteyute who smells like curry. His basement is top places to hang in oak and is a loyal friend. Sometimes pushing the limit, he always stays true and your friend. His dog "Honey" is the best fucking dog on the planet and will love you the second you meet her. Nathan also takes pride in his family's car collection bringing it up any chance he gets to flex. He does have nice ass cars though. 10/10 best friend day 1 motherfucker

Other; oh I hate that Nathan Arasa nibba
Me; shut your fucking mouth you dirty slut that's my best fucking friend.
Other; *beats the fuck out of Me*
Me; *lightly whispers dying on the ground* "I love you, Nathan. But like no homo tho"

by cjthesmangeler June 7, 2019

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