Dump n' Wash

When you take a bowel movement and a shower in the same trip to the bathroom.

"Dude, I just had the quickest dump n' wash ever!"
"15 minutes? Shit. I better pull a dump n' wash."

by Jesse Church October 28, 2007

Wangs N Thangs

Cool way of saying wings n things

Lets go eat at Wangs N Thangs!

by MACDADDY559 September 26, 2010

burn it n return it

a term used by pirates where one rips or burns a rented or borrowed DVD before they return it.

"Hey man, that was a good rental."
"Yeah, i'll probably burn it n return it."

"That was a good movie you borrowed from Joe."
"Yeah, i'm gonna burn it n return it."

(Commonly used with DVD rented from Netflicks or Blockbuster, as well as DVDs borrowed.)

by 5yrs and 250G May 12, 2010

Stank n' Dank

The act of smoking marijuana while taking a dump.

Jeff: Hey man, what'd you do last night?
Ryan: Well the parents weren't home so I did a stank n' dank.
Jeff: Nice man, I heard it helps the poop slip right out
Ryan: You heard right! You should definitely give it a try.

by CannabisCat July 4, 2012

Hoe n' Training

A girl who is on the verge of being a hoe, but needs help being taught by someone of higher whore authority.

Nick is the original man hoe and Nova is the Hoe n' training

by fam0usniickyex3 May 14, 2008

Pun N' Cum

When two or more individuals take part in a sexual conversation on Direct message, texting, forum thread, or any other public social site and and begin to use puns to help one another achieve orgasm through laughter and clever wording. Typically done using puns from iconic things like The Office, Parks and Recreation, and any other iconic TV shows or internet memes of their choosing. Most of these "Pun N' Cum sessions appear on social sites such as omegle where participants find someone with an equal amount of love for puns as themselves and begin to "talk punny" to each other in dirty and naughty ways. Eventually ending with a laugh and a sticky or wet situation in their underwear. WARNING: once you have "Pun N' Cumed" with someone you may never go back to normal sexting conversation again, your mind will be forever altered. Pun at your own risk..

Guy: One question, do you watch The Office?
Girl: *stares into camera* Ill be Stanley and mistake your dick for coffee and wont even notice.
Guy: Damn it someone put my dick in jello again!!
Girl: Eat me like Kevin eats his m&ms so i know its real.
Guy: I think I just Pun N' Cummed to The Office..

by That One Pun Guy September 30, 2016

sweet N sticky

A male's semen or sperm mixed with honey, and put on toast.

My Mother prefers sweet n sticky, but i prefer cold n slippery!

by GIANT(in my pants?) May 24, 2008