Kyles Law

A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique

Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑

by Mr.Napkin May 21, 2023

Kyle

Kyle is the best girl you’ll ever meet, she’s kind, sweet, funny, and literally the most gorgeous girl you’ll ever meet. If she says she loves you, she means it from the bottom of her heart and will do absolutely do anything for you. She will do whatever to make you happy, even though if it means she's getting hurt in the end.
She is the greatest friend you could ever have, she's there when you need her and will never hesitate to go out of her way for you. Her eyes are beyond beautiful, and tell you every emotion that's going through her head.

Kyle is so beautiful

by linajeanne July 8, 2023

Kyle

The one homie to snitch and sips energy drink playing fortnite all day.

Boy: Kyle chill on that mother fucking fortnite marathon you bitch.
Kyle: *Sips Energy drink*

by Branman sam May 11, 2021

Kyle

Kyle's are special, they may drink too much monster and they may also punch a lot of drywall, but Kyle's are really good friends and good listeners and really shy but sexy but also like to keep their emotions to themselves. They also smoke a lot of weed.

Girl #1: Oh theres Kyle, maybe we should go talk to him
Girl #2: No he's got 2 monsters next to him, we should talk to him later

by kyledenton November 23, 2021

Kyle

Kyle's are most likely on the spectrum. A unique kind of guy, most likely a pussy. He is easily offended and will never get his dick wet. He cannot pull bitches for shit. He will most likely buy a dog because that is the most amount of love he can get from anyone ever. He is the punching bag in any friend group and somebody you would be better off without. He will do what he needs to make himself look better than you. He will go to a university and join a frat and try to get a career just to look better than you, not for his own self achievement. Often flashes while drunk.

Friend: "Who is that guy?"
Me: "That's Kyle, can't you see that cock in his mouth?"

by Dude dude 12 September 21, 2022

Kyle

An Ancient Curse word.

*Dude that studies ancient shit* : "Yo fuck u, ur just fuckin', Cummed on me. Ur such a Kyle.
*Cummer* "Sorry Hoe didn't cya there.
*Dude that studies ancient shit* : UR KYLE OK NOW FUCK OFF!
*Cummer* What I'm not Kyle, I'm Dick, McPenis.

by Dictionary.com/;MC-REN-213-C^ January 8, 2019

Kyle

Generally got slaves known as Tom and ethan

Kyle usually has ethan but today he has tom

by anonymous December 18, 2021