smokey joe

When a girl is giving you head, you plug one of her nostrils and shove a bong/joint in the other and have her blow smoke all over your dick.

jenni was so out of it last night, i made her give me a smokey joe

by Andy! November 18, 2006

Joe Jonas

if you looked orgasmic up in the dictionary you would see his picture under it. male perfection. unfortunately wears a purity ring. which almost every girl in america is planning to take off. usually refered to as danger because he's pretty clumsy.

me: silly joe. you dont need this anymore!

Joe Jonas:sounds good!

by eyyyyoooo November 1, 2008

Joe Peep

A fuckin' bad to the ass muthafucka that likes to go commando & is charming as crap. I hate him for that...I can't wait to meet this guy in person so we can drink Jolt and have a crazy wild night of...playing checkers.

You is fine as crap...but you aint no JOE PEEP!

by Red Riding Hood July 29, 2008

wild joe

Accidental insertian into wrong orafus

They were going at it so heavily , they commited a wild joe.

by Donald Mann December 17, 2007

Joe Ratio

The ultimate measurement tool for noobs around the world. Can be used to measure just about anything from distance, to height, to time. The standard is based on Joe.

The distance from here to there is a 1.8 Joe Ratio.

by The Jack Bauer October 19, 2007

totally joe

To be totally and completely who you are. To not let anyone stop you being who you are. To be happy and unique. The phrase was coined by James Howe in his book "Totally Joe", a book about standing up to haters and bullies.

"I love that girl, she is so totally joe!"

by Oktobre July 1, 2008

[Joe the Plumber]

Sweaty greedy bald dude

Hey look, it's Joe the Plumber! Get him a towel!

by Bobby24212 February 21, 2009