ur pap a trap

in an attempt to combat the all powerful combat cars, such as "ur nanny tranny" and "ur sister a mister," ancient magic weilders all joined together to craft this all powerful trap card.

if this card is in your deck, it is only to be activated when "ur nanny tranny" or better has been played against you. the opponent no longer exhists, nor ever had, in order to protect the wielder.
Joseph: Ur granny tranny
Carlos: Ur sister a mister
Joseph: you fool! you have activated my trap card: "Ur Pap a Trap"

*time temporarily pauses as the universe equalizes itself out. the opponent previously known as Carlos dissapears from before him, and no living being reckognizes the name. the "Ur Sister a Mister" card is no longer applied, for the user never exhisted.
by Total_desolation March 17, 2018
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The Florida Alligator Trap

The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.
Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker
by The All Wise One January 05, 2015
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Pinoy finger trap

when you put fingers from both of your hands into the two ends of a filipino.(can also be replaced for other nationalities. eg: scottish finger trap)
C: what was that move last night?
T: which one?
C: with the fingers
T: oh that, that’s the Pinoy finger trap
by Honey Bunny._ph February 28, 2021
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Venus Fey Trap

The act of getting with a man that’s so masculine but soft and loving at the same time girls have no option but to fall in love for ever
Bro that girl is caught in the venus fey trap she’s done forever no saving her
by Yorkyyy September 13, 2022
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Milwaukee Beaver Trap

When you’re ramming a farmer’s daughter in Wisconsin from behind outside in the dead of winter and hers’/your respective wetness freeze, thereby creating an icicle effect.
Dude #1: Dude, my dick hurts.
Dude #2: She gave ya the good suck last night, eh?
Dude #1: Nah, we were boning outside and we got a Milwaukee Beaver Trap
Dude #3 just listening: <calls the fucking cops>
by MilwaukeeBeavers December 14, 2021
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Anus Fly Trap

When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.
"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"
by Pyravia December 20, 2017
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Kalahari Hand-trap

Having sex doggy style, reach your whole hand into her anus and grab your penis through the wall of the vagina and anus increasing internal friction.
Kyle was sure not to pull out while he had an arm in the Kalahari Hand-trap.
by Schmele May 22, 2023
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