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like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.
Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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Oll Irish mud pot

When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup
Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.
by Josiah the 5th December 9, 2019
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Mud Slide

When, during anal sex, one removes their penis and slides it back and forth between the crack of the female’s ass. In the end the penis and ass crack is covered in what came from the anal sex. Which represents the mudslide.
Bro, I was with this chick last night and we were doing anal, when out of nowhere I gave her a Mud Slide!
by Magbrain67 July 17, 2018
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Mud lifting

Taking a large amount of shit out of the toilet, due to its inability to go down the drain and will severely clog. Present tense of mud lift.
This log is lookin way too big. Looks like I’m going to need go Mud lifting
by Ronald Rayugun December 6, 2017
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mud mower

mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.
I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me
by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018
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Mud plunge

When having sex and you accidentally ram it into her ass and pull out with shit stuck on your wang.
Jessica and I were banging last night and I accidentally mud plunged.
by Dandy lop May 16, 2016
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mudding

When you’re eating someone’s ass and they start shitting all over your face
Bruh, I finally went mudding last night

Really dude

Yeah my girl shit all over my face
by Big sphincter June 19, 2020
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