Suprise Alabama Top Hat

While in regular contexts, an Alabama Top Hat is when a woman queefs on her partners face, a Suprise Alabama Top Hat can be performed by anyone and entails jumping onto a strangers face, wrapping your thighs and legs around their head, and just holding on for dear life while theh try to remove you.

Matt: Holy hell Rob, what happened to you?

Rob: A hobo came out of the Alley near my apartment and Suprise Alabama Top Hatted me.

Matt: That’s messed up bro.

by thehypocriticalzoilist October 1, 2018

Dirty Dick Hat Trick

When one has vaginal intercourse with at least three women in a day without washing his penis.

(Is generally abbreviated to DDHT)

Friend #1: Last spring break I totally pulled off a DDHT!

Friend #2: Dude, what's a DDHT???

Friend #1: The Dirty Dick Hat Trick bro!

by TheChoctawCountyKid December 7, 2017

katch ei hat a lie

A Jamaican phrase meaning to put your hat at the side of your head.

Fatha depo
Fatha ?
Fully

Katch ei hat a lie ? Rich a lie

by Kendaley October 1, 2022

Hot dog on a stick hat

Those whack hats you see people wear at Hot Dog on a stick. You will usually see these hats at the mall because Hot dog on a stick is most commonly at the mall.

Marco: Did you see Alex at the mall the other day?
Shane: Oh yeah , he wears that Hot dog on a stick hat.

by Kid_Salami February 25, 2021

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

Gloucester City Hat-Trick

Getting 3 different women “pregnant”, all of whom hail from the City of Gloucester.

Brandon is 1 “positive test” away from The Gloucester City Hat-Trick.

by rickmulhern March 14, 2021

Fuzzy button hat trick

Tongue punching 3 trucker's fart box

Jose is the leader of Operation fuzzy button hat trick.

by BreezyBoyd September 12, 2021