noun 3 (Fay-ss-boo-k pore-ne): a picture on facebook that is worth getting off too. some people are more into facebook porn than actual porn, and search profiles for pictures rather than watching porn. facebook porn is legall so long as it doesnt violate the terms and conditions of facebook. all ages of users of facebook participate in facebook porn posting. both genders know/participate about/with it because 50% of all pictures on facebook are in bathing suits or more skin is showing than clothing. girls pull their pants/bottoms down a little further, and guys do the same. nearly all profile pictures are facebook porn. girls show they are trying to put out by bending at the waste (to let boobs hang), puckering lips, taking pictures in bathroom, dressing up, arial shots, editing, and dress up.
Kyle: did you hook up last night with Kristina?
Matt: no she wouldnt put out, so i looked for her Facebook Porn, and got off that way
Kyle: me too! she has so many good facebook porn pictures i dont even need to use her.
Matt: and she just got back from mexico with Cheyenne!
Matt: no she wouldnt put out, so i looked for her Facebook Porn, and got off that way
Kyle: me too! she has so many good facebook porn pictures i dont even need to use her.
Matt: and she just got back from mexico with Cheyenne!
by guymanchill July 10, 2010
Get the Facebook Pornmug. Facebook pain (or Status Infliction) occurs when a 'friend' or ex-partner you sill have feelings for gushes about their new lover.
Some examples of Facebook pain:
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight
- 2 hours! A new personal best ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever :p
- Moving in with my girl
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly together
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
- Can't wait to see my girl tonight
- 2 hours! A new personal best ;-)
- Liam went from being "single" to "in a relationship" <3
- I have the best girlfriend ever :p
- Moving in with my girl
- Cuddled up on the sofa watching telly together
- Here is a picture of us in one another's arms
by OneUnintended November 9, 2011
Get the Facebook painmug. Some who makes post after post after post on Facebook babbling on and on about their extremist views and tries to force them down your throat. If you don't agree then you couldn't possibly be right because they think they are the ultimate knowledgebase. Their posts are usually followed by a link that says "see 7 similar posts". They usually re-iterate what they have just seen on CNN or fox news and most posts contain words like "fearmongering", "terrorism", "economy", "Obama", "Al-queda", "Osama", "biological warfare", and other things related to world affairs and current events.
You know who you are. Facebook Nazi.
You know who you are. Facebook Nazi.
by Whiteboyday February 3, 2010
Get the Facebook Nazimug. a facebook slut is a girl who no matter what guys profile you go on you will always see her flirting with the guy . you can tell she is a facebook slut because she will be everywhere unlike the few common girls who he might talk to . stay far away from facebook sluts , cause who wants to be with a girl that every guy has been with (:
nikki - heey tyler , you know that amber girl ? she is such a facebook slut !
tyler- why you say that ?
nikki - everytime i try and talk to a new guy , she's right there on his dick . i swear she's everywhere .
tyler- why you say that ?
nikki - everytime i try and talk to a new guy , she's right there on his dick . i swear she's everywhere .
by skinnybitch09 March 1, 2011
Get the facebook slutmug. A person who uses facebook to send lots of messages to his/her facebook friends.
A person who continuously messages others on facebook.
A person who is addicted to messaging others on facebook.
A person that calls out others on facebook, by either posting on others' walls or by sending them private messages.
A person who continuously messages others on facebook.
A person who is addicted to messaging others on facebook.
A person that calls out others on facebook, by either posting on others' walls or by sending them private messages.
by toonchoon September 13, 2010
Get the Facebook Gangstermug. When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.
Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
by fx501 August 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Cotchingmug. A term used to describe status likes, comments, wall posts, picture comments, and anything else one may receive on Facebook.
Girl 1: Look at Jenny's Facebook! 10 wall posts in a single hour! She gets a lot of Facebook action.
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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.
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Guy 1: Nobody ever comments on Joe's statuses, pictures, or anything. Poor guy isn't getting any Facebook action.
by FacebookWhore14 December 13, 2010
Get the Facebook actionmug.