Do a Luke

When a man masturbates and cries at the same time, based on the first man to do so: Luke V in 1973.

Friend 1: "God damn, after breaking up with Tony's sister, I had to do a Luke in my room!"

Friend 2: "I'm real sorry about that man, no one should ever have to face doing a Luke!"

by ZombyKillr May 13, 2019

Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.

I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore

by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

don’t do it

when a bitch is trying you

mariah: i was here first
me: bitch don’t do it

by JAJAJAKSK May 30, 2019

Doing a DJ

Having a poop

Sorry i missed your message i was doing a DJ

Phil took a selfie while doing a DJ

Al enjoys his time alone doing a DJ

by KON4LYFE May 30, 2019

Doing a Liz

agreeing to do a particular thing and not doing a single thing

We had a group assignment but it looks like she’s “doing a Liz”

by ESSLH June 4, 2019

Doing a Dean

The action of randomly falling down the stairs during a live stream or just in general

*walking down stairs*
*trips on air*

*rolls down staircase*

*gets up like nothing happened*
"You good, mate?"
"Yup, just doing a Dean"

by Cheshiret June 4, 2019

Do the Kudrna

Action in which a person gets into a manhole fills his or her mouth with shit and tries to speak with a german ascent while trying not to establish communism in Poland.

Paul: Man you sure did get political last night!

Mark: I know, I tried to Do the Kudrna and I failed.

Paul: Don't worry about it Doing the Kudrna is for dipshits anyway.

by SaturnTortilla December 2, 2019