david

a david is a gay and over dramatic person, who loves to fuck over people. he also things its funny to crash 70,000 dollar cars. yes thats right, hes a fuck up. and talks like a women. no joke. hes stupid too and ugly!

that guy is so david

by poobear11111111111111111111111 September 26, 2010

david

A back stabbing, heart breaking loser who doesn't deserve anyone but himself. Also known as a fat ass monkey with big fat ass ears.

David is so gay. His ears a huge.

by girl who hates david July 26, 2009

David

A restaurant term used by reckless cooks in the kitchen, when announced, warrants the act of sabotaging food.

Restaurant customer (1): Wha... What is this? I just found pubes in my sandwich.

Restaurant customer (2): Dude, they totally just pulled a david on you.

by Batlander April 18, 2008

David Hasslehoff

1.Pure sexy
2.The hottest member of the cast of Baywatch
3.Hairy chested man beast of Heaven
4.German superhero

"Dude, how do I look?"
"Sooo David Hasslehoff"

by shtfacedbeaver April 10, 2007

David Blaine

When you're banging a broad doggie on the side of a bed, you lean forward and stick your hands in the air and take your legs off the ground, so that you are suspended in mid air by your wang. Extra points if you perform a spin without losing penetration.

Bitch was so hot last night, I tapped her David Blaine style.

by J Whizzle July 15, 2008

Daviad

A very strange man, dwelling in the hills of the scottish highlands! Mythical creature, not quite as famous as the Loch Ness Monster. Legend has it, he makes an excellent cup of tea! Occasionally wears a beard, but more recent sightings have revealed he is currently clean shaven!! Sightings in the beauly-shire area, apparently selling ladies perfumes which he tends to sample. Very dangerous, approach with caution. Can be tamed with Harry Gow cakes and any food from Morrisons.

Wow, I think I just saw the famous Daviad monster!

by The_Famous_bob! February 21, 2011

David

David is stunning and handsome, almost every girl wants to be with him. Although, he is actually a complete dick. He plays girls and doesn’t know how to treat them. Stay away from a David.

“He used to be so great but now he’s turning into a David!”

by UnknownWriter123 May 12, 2018