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Cracker Patties

The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.
"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."
by Becky614 June 11, 2018
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Cracker

It's still Vanilla Ice, cracker. A.K. cracker.
Though I've grown a lot, can't keep it home a lot.
by FindusMaximus July 3, 2018
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Cracker Ass Fool

A person on kik who has a weird voice
by DeltaApple July 11, 2018
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Cracker

My, how little Cletus has grown into a cracker.
by TheSickLab July 24, 2018
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Crackening

The combination of Lightening and Thunder that comes very close together. Typically used with young children to reduce fear and build excitement about a thunderstorm.
Hey little Johnny, there is a storm coming. Let’s go watch the crackening!
by Geoswin August 26, 2018
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Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad
Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.
by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018
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Crackeridis

A man that is to white
Guy 1: has he not seen the sun? Wtf he looks so white
Guy 2: yeah he has crackeridis
by Poop is the new #swag October 13, 2018
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