Cracker Patties

The term used to described a Caucasian woman's flat, white butt.

"Damn, look at them cracker patties!" "I need to do more squats because I have cracker patties."

by Becky614 June 11, 2018

Cracker

Basically the N-word for white people

It's still Vanilla Ice, cracker. A.K. cracker.
Though I've grown a lot, can't keep it home a lot.

by FindusMaximus July 3, 2018

Cracker Ass Fool

A person on kik who has a weird voice

You are a cracker ass fool

by DeltaApple July 11, 2018

Cracker

A fully grown cracklet.

My, how little Cletus has grown into a cracker.

by TheSickLab July 24, 2018

Crackening

The combination of Lightening and Thunder that comes very close together. Typically used with young children to reduce fear and build excitement about a thunderstorm.

Hey little Johnny, there is a storm coming. Let’s go watch the crackening!

by Geoswin August 26, 2018

Cracker Confusion

The art of having a girlfriend with a twin sister, and getting confused with the twin and your girlfriend and end up fucking her dad

Man last night I had the worst cracker confusion, I think I have one of his shewbs stuck in between my teeth.

by Shitlord69420 May 27, 2018

Crackeridis

A man that is to white

Guy 1: has he not seen the sun? Wtf he looks so white
Guy 2: yeah he has crackeridis

by Poop is the new #swag October 13, 2018