Navy Cakes

Jizz filled turds. Sort of like a twinkie, but not as tastie.

Usually made by ass pirates who are on a boat away from women for too long through excessive anal penetration.

"Hello ducks! Like to make some navy cakes?"

by Dr. Dingus November 23, 2004

chocolate cake

The act of taking a crap into a womans mouth and further jizzing on it creating a frosted chocolate cake.

Gill: Christina ate my whole chocolate cake last night!
Jared: My mom gave me a chocolate cake...

by ThePinkTaco and Cruncheezy June 23, 2006

caked out

1. to have way too much of something
2.to be in a bakery

1.yo, i'm totally caked out on those chicken wings - im gonna explode if i eat anymore
2.::ringung cell phone::
"where are you dude"
"oh im caked out, ya know?"

by juliemonster January 29, 2004

pound cake

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.

"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"

by MidNight The Magnificent December 26, 2009

Wake and Cake

For females or weird males who get up in the morning and use large amounts of make up

I was looking super tore up so I wake and caked this morning

by Austin42g August 15, 2010

cake sucker

A polite term for a 'cock sucker'

You god damn cake sucker

by GeeMan September 12, 2003

crab cake

A really smelly minge that makes you wanna heave!

Fuck me darling have a wash you smell like a crab cake

by Achmed Baliman March 04, 2009