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fairy cake

Cunt especially of the lesbian variety, especially with a butterfly in butter cream topping
Licking out all the butter cream from my girlfriend's fairy cake is making me into a very fat lesbian
by bealfakelesbian September 18, 2009
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bake a cake

To flirt with your boyfriend and/or girlfriend on the phone, and be overly sweet to them.

V. Being overly sweet to said bf/gf on the phone.
Jim- Where is Bob?

Rick- Oh he's just left to bake a cake with his girlfriend on the phone. Man, he is sappy when he's around her.
by playa42343 April 30, 2008
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Navy Cakes

Jizz filled turds. Sort of like a twinkie, but not as tastie.

Usually made by ass pirates who are on a boat away from women for too long through excessive anal penetration.
"Hello ducks! Like to make some navy cakes?"
by Dr. Dingus November 23, 2004
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caked out

1. to have way too much of something
2.to be in a bakery
1.yo, i'm totally caked out on those chicken wings - im gonna explode if i eat anymore
2.::ringung cell phone::
"where are you dude"
"oh im caked out, ya know?"
by juliemonster January 29, 2004
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chocolate cake

The act of taking a crap into a womans mouth and further jizzing on it creating a frosted chocolate cake.
Gill: Christina ate my whole chocolate cake last night!
Jared: My mom gave me a chocolate cake...
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pound cake

A dessert which manages to make the consumer gain more than ONE pound, despite its name.
"I don't get it. how do you gain 5 pounds from eating ONE pound cake?!"
by MidNight The Magnificent December 26, 2009
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cake sucker

A polite term for a 'cock sucker'
by GeeMan September 12, 2003
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