Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.
Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.
by The dirty digglet November 05, 2023
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swiss cracker

When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.
We Swiss crackered that girl last night.
by BigCracker May 17, 2016
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nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).
I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.
by Miss Pricilla March 13, 2011
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buddy cracker

When you and a buddy pull a three some with a girl but you don't want to touch each other but Still have fun with your bro. You wrap yourselves legs and balls with bubble wrap and go at her, the one that pops the most bubbles wins.
Damn bro check out that chick let's go hit her up and see if she would like to be the center of a buddy cracker
by Dougsda1 July 07, 2017
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Cracker Barrelin’

Fucking some skank that serves breakfast 24/7 at joints like Cracker Barrel and Waffle House.
Cracker Barrelin’ “I’m going out tonight straight Cracker Barrlein’! I need some ass!
by Bigg Wormm March 12, 2019
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Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.
"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."
by ProbablyTrash December 03, 2018
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