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Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.
Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"
by Theno2show May 8, 2023
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Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.
Brandon just stole my bagel dude!
by DonutDealer April 22, 2022
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Brandon Mode

The act of saying something extremally gay in detailed fashion because someone happened to make you upset.
Guy 1 " I'm gonna gape your tight asshole with my index and middle finger while I violently stick my tongue inside you"
Guy 2 "Nigga wtf you just went Brandon mode"
by oiuhgjvipoiuyhjgjui November 5, 2023
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Brandon Effect

Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.
Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.
by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022
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Brandon Rizzo Energy

When you automatically have a burst of nerdy energy and correct people in a nerd like fashion
When I was doing math, some random kid has a burst of Brandon Rizzo Energy and said I did it wrong, but in fact he was wrong
by TTT&VL March 5, 2024
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Brandon Gaugh

Don't trust him! Fat, midget size ,small dick. Hangs out on dating and hook up sites while in a relationship! Stalker! Cheap! User! Sneaky! Big lier! Likes to take big long huge shits!
Look there is Brandon Gaugh taking a big shit while hanging out on hook up sites!
by Got the word December 23, 2017
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Brandon Colónialism

When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals
My friends and I hopped down to Tulum for a little weekend Brandon Colónialism
by BigBadBillClinton April 2, 2019
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