birkin bag

Ugly bag for snobby rich idiots that have nothing better to do with their money than spend thousands of dollars on a bag because it's "handmade" and has a "history."

Look at that ugly ass Birkin bag. You can find nicer shit at Wal Mart.

by Jasee October 22, 2006

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body bag

It is the opposite of a brown bag special, the opposite of butter face. A girl who is said to be a body bag has a gorgeous face, but the body of a hippopotamus. Blow jobs from body baggers are okay only when drunk.

Example 1
Dude A: "That girl has such a cute face"
Dude B: "You mean that body bag over there, her body is trash"
Dude A: "I'd still delight in a BJ from her"
Dude B: "Only when you're drunk"
Dude A: "Of course"

Example 2
Dude A: "That girl is like a reverse paper bag"
Dude B:"She's like a butter body"
Dude C:"You mean a body bag?"

by millertime1025 July 19, 2007

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Tea Bag

When you put a girl under you and you dip your balls in her mouth

Tea Bag those balls in my mouth baby

by FT\/\/ July 19, 2006

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d bag

1. Ironic term for douche bag, since by abbreviating "douche-bag" unnecessarily, you, in turn, resemble a "douche-bag."

Most of my friends are d bags.

by Clinto-beans July 13, 2006

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Douche Bag

1. n. - Someone who commits cowardly acts and refuses to take responsibility for them, usually getting peers in trouble. Often tries to put others down with insults that a person with the intelect of a snail could think of. Never lends money, never does favors, does not give a f_ck if you go and jump of a cliff. A crappy friend, relies and depends on other people misery for pleasure.

"Josh is such a f_ucking douche bag, he put dog sh_t in my backpack and told me it wasn't him, then asked me for a dollar for a water bottle... i pushed him to the floor and he cracked up and told me to get a life."

by PlGEON May 16, 2006

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