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Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.
"Dude, did you hear? Gialo pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law at Midnight' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing APEX Legends."
by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024
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Vanilla Brother

Vanilla Brother is another man who has slept with a same woman as you have.
Stefan is my Vanilla Brother he also had slept with Lauren
by XKekron June 11, 2019
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brother

Brother is to white men what brotha is to black men.

A friendly greeting from one white man to another, usually between those who have some sort of affiliation or kinship, whether that be in an activity, hobby, or in friendship.
Hey brother, how’s it going?
by Jack Merry June 8, 2021
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brother pine

(noun) word often used by hippies and stoners relating to marijuana. this word often is used to regard marijuana as a natural and essential part of life
dude, i need something to make me feel better
hey, how about we get us some of that brother pine?
by inouwishunew November 2, 2009
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passport brother

passport brother is the unabbreviated form of passport bro. A passport bro is someone who travels to a developing country, usually the global south, in order to geomaxx, i.e. improve their chances at a love life
he a passport brother, thats why he's moving to Thailand, specifically Bangkok if u kno what I mean
by Fsirccpo December 12, 2024
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Little Brother of South Carolina

The lowlife,poor excuse of an SEC team located in Columbia, SC. USC will always be the little brother of South Carolina and a disgrace to college football. Guess they are an equestrian school now...
The little brother of South Carolina proved their talent once again with their 3-9 season record.
by mcclellando October 14, 2017
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Rican Brothers

A bond between two brothers that's bigger then any other bond.
They are Rican Brothers
by Rider44 June 22, 2020
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