Twat waffle

Someone who has no respect for themself or others.

She is acting like a twat waffle.

by Rideordiefambam November 29, 2021

Twat

A fucking little twat that steals your friends and pays them to hang out.

Oh look it’s the little twat

by I hate avi May 13, 2021

twat

someone that gets called a twat is a twat

person 1:” wow he’s such a twat
person 2:”yes”

by gae batch June 7, 2021

Twat-Squad

Group of girls who are close enough to be considered a platonic romance; Female equivalent to "bro-mance". (Often used with group larger than 2)

"Oh god, here comes Ally, Alisa, and Alex. They are so in into each other. It's like they're in love"

"Yeah. What a twat-squad"

"Fucking right"

by Shallowve August 15, 2015

Twat

A hybrid office worker that opts to work from home on Mondays and Fridays;

‘Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays’

‘Is John in the office today?’

‘No mate, he’s a TWAT’

by hybrid-twat August 22, 2025

Titty twat

A “titty twat” is formed when one pushes two breasts together and forms another location to insert a penis.

It was that time of the month and so i used her titty twat to take care of business.

by VETthoughts February 16, 2021

Twat

Twat, most commonly used to describe Piers Morgan and the British politicians

That Nigel Farage is such a twat

by Autismic chap December 15, 2019