Waffles

An ancient piece of art created by a donkey named Donkey in the masterpiece called Shrek

Do you want some waffles?

by BurnedEggs June 30, 2019

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.

Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025

Waffle

The act of having sex.
Also used as waffling, waffled, and waffler.

Josh: Man, me and Carly are totally gonna waffle tomorrow night!
Daniel: Yeah man no cap.

by 🦋 Kasey Davis 🦋 July 15, 2022

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022

waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 14, 2018

Bagged Waffle

Maple syrup lubricated anal sex in a sleeping bag. Generally occurring in a deployed location with limited sources of required lubricant.

Hey bub, did you hear that desert queen in the other tent last night….? Heard he pulled off the bagged waffle with the maple syrup from the DFAC.

by Flyalpha86 May 24, 2021