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I See Monsters

Definition:
The "I see monsters" enigma refers to a disconcerting phenomenon associated with the phrase itself, wherein the mere act of acknowledging the presence of menacing creatures seals an individual's fate with an air of foreboding certainty.
Explanation:
The term "I see monsters" enigma encompasses the unsettling revelation that occurs when one utters the phrase, signaling an encounter with ominous beings. It suggests that the moment a person admits to perceiving these eerie entities, their destiny takes a sinister and irreversible turn.
Originating from a tapestry of folklore and chilling tales surrounding the phrase "I see monsters," the enigma serves as a cautionary symbol, alerting individuals to the potential consequences of gazing into the abyss of the monstrous. While the specific outcomes may vary across different accounts and narratives, the overarching understanding remains that encountering these creatures, as denoted by the phrase, ushers in an imminent danger, an unfortunate destiny, or an unwelcome transformation.
guy 1: "I See Monsters" guy 2: "hell nah your ass is done for"
by SuperMajesticStar June 16, 2023
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Vurping the tickle monster

Vurping is a verb that is a combination of vomiting while you are burping.

The tickle monster is poopy poop head who craps in little kids happy meals and hides in straw and soap dispensers.

Vurping the tickle monster is the action of using the air from the burp to projectile your vomit because he craped in your happy meal and ruined the toy. 😡
Person 1: hey have you ever seen the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah I vurped the tickle monster last night because he crapped in my kids happy meal

Person 1: dang, that sounds rough I hate Vurping the tickle monster

Person 2: yeah hes a big fat L and skill issue
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Concrete Mixer Monster

Kyle...
by 667965464554rter January 6, 2021
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Swamp monster pussy

When her pussy is soo rank and soo bad it rots your dick off. Just like a swamp monster.
"You here about that girl in Clarksville?"

She got that real swamp monster pussy.
by 3rd gen July 9, 2021
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Knobley Road Monster

A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022
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Southern monster truck

A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
by Youngbuck420 April 26, 2023
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