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jordan bardella

a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.

He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.

He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.

Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...
by mangolovercats22 October 5, 2025
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Jordan

Jordan is someone who will steal your girl weeks after breaking up with her. Jordan waits for the vulnerable break ups
I will Jordan her
Jordan suck
by Evan Russell November 24, 2021
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Jordan-Lee

You are a very Bitchy Person, you think you're amazing all the time, but hello You're not You are stupid and hate all the old teachers. sometimes I kind of wish you weren't there Oh and by the way You think you can "dance"
Jordan-Lee: Heyyy Bitches
():uhh... hey...
Jordan-Lee: DANCES
():God I hate this Slut...
by Iwriteaboutuselesspp June 16, 2021
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Jordan

A Jordan is a complicated boy who thinks he is the best and tries to be cool by being a drug dealer but instead he is just an average tard.
Imaginary friend: Hey Jordan do u have the goodies?
Jordan: Yes
by OfficialyTru June 1, 2019
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Jordan

A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.

When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".

See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.
by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021
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Jordan Torres

the biggest gentleman ever. he’s the type of person to not leave you alone if he knows something is wrong. he never fails to make you smile. he truly is one of a kind and anyone that has the opportunity to get to know him is very lucky.
Jordan Torres is so nice to his girlfriend, treats her like a princess.
Look at JT man, so inspirational.
by bellasara November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Kind, helpful, smart and forever generous. She loves reading and writing, and she unfortunately suffers from a never ending Netflix addiction. She's never judgmental and is always positive. There's so much more to say, but I'd need to write a whole book for that. I think everyone needs a friend, just like Jordan.
Q: Why is she so generous?
A: Because she's Jordan.
by sae.vibez November 24, 2021
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