O-rings

when you're taking a dump and after the first flush, the toilet floods and the long turd with the tip sticking out of the water paints circles on your buttcheeks as it's spinning around

sorry i took so long in there, had to do a bunch of paperwork regarding some O-rings

by Big_Brown_Brat November 28, 2021

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Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 3, 2021

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Ring Toss

It’s when a guy and a girl are having sex, the man is standing and holding the girl up. Another man is standing 5-10 feet away facing them with his erect penis in a glory hole. The man holding the girl tries to throw her and land the girl on the guys penis through the glory hole.

I tried the ring toss at Danny’s last night, the doctors could not reattach my penis.

by Kyle Barte January 2, 2020

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Onion ring

THE HOLY GRAIL FOR FAT FUCKERS THAT LIVE IN THERE MOMS BASEMANT

im fat i use onion rings as wedding rings

by !"£$%^&8U January 24, 2020

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onion rings

Pit stains, the sweaty stains that occur in the armpits when one is sweating...

Guy 1: bruh you nervous?
Guy 2: yeah man, how could you tell?
Guy 1: you got mad onion rings bro
Guy 2: oh shit

by ernesto_yankees April 1, 2020

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ring shagger

To have sex whilst using a cock ring for his pleasure; to masturbate while using a cock ring

Guy 1:"Did you hear what I saw Kyle doing at the party last weekend?"
Guy 2:"Nah, what he do?"
Guy 1:"I caught him pulling a ring shagger in the upstairs bathroom..."

by cancerkiller666 April 19, 2020

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