dude genuine

When you pretend to be a genuine guy who really cares and wants to take it slow, but really all you want is to bang.

Man you are being so dude genuine.

by Phillip cobra September 12, 2017

Dude nugget

A frozen wad of jizz that you throw through your ex’s bedroom window

I gotta get my freezer fixed so I can dude nugget Karen.

by Bjorks swan suit October 21, 2017

Dude

A word you call someone to signify that you do not know their name or are too lazy to pronounce their name

Hey, what's up dude!
Nice to meet you dude

by nathanthesnooper October 27, 2017

favorite dude

Wind wants to fuck you in your ass

You’re my favorite dude end of story

by 017.drew October 29, 2017

mole rat dude

Usually a male with a very high iq, but is restricted from using his intelligence by his severe autism and speech impediment. Paces around a lot and always looks uneasy or awkward.

"Wow mole rat dude is really doing my fucking head in today."

by thicc0ck November 15, 2017

slithery tube dude

a snake

Holy shit look at that huge slithery tube dude

by kldgldkgjdlskgwlkdsjg November 28, 2017

Token dude

The guy that you're obsessed with comparing to all other dudes because in your mind he seems superior.

I totally miss my token dude. he's so much better than Alen

by istheanusreal February 18, 2018