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Toilet

A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.
Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."
by Phazerrr July 14, 2022
mugGet the Toiletmug.

Toilet Squad

A toilet big enough to fit 4 people enough to share a shitter for once.
Person 1 YOU HAVE AN OVAL TOILET!
Person 2 I gotta shit. Wanna join?
Person 1 Sure absolutely!

Person 3 Damn my stomach is turning too ill join the Toilet Squad
Person 4 done took a laxative
by Dankdab2020 April 1, 2021
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Cuck toilet

A toilet that is in the same space with sauna.
Do you mind if I use the cuck toilet while you're in the sauna?
by Sanastojeesus May 1, 2025
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Skibidi Toilet Lore

a series revolving around an endless war between toilets and hardware heads. The series develops through the toilets and the hardware heads teaming up to battle a new and powerful enemy; the Astro Toilets. The series is still ongoing.
Person: Yo skibidi toilet lore is crazy
Person2: Nah dah shit nonexistent
by DefinerDefender December 7, 2024
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Skibidi Toilet Spam Lyrics

Skibid toilet lyrics
Skibidi Toilet Spam Lyrics

Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, Skibidi taupled dip deip, Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, Skibidi taupled dip deip! Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub, ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub, yo da dub dub Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa Tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, tunak tunak tun, da da da Brr Skibidi dop dop dop yes yes, Skibidi taupled dip deip
by James R. Crowe March 22, 2024
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level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.
O My GOD YOU HAVE level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board. You are next leval
by March 26, 2024
mugGet the level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey boardmug.

spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.
Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!
by Pbndick March 12, 2017
mugGet the spoon in the toiletmug.

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