hot taco

A Mexican lady that gives u a boner that just won't stop, but she is CHEESY on the inside too.

Damn, that chica is one hot taco.

I would totally fuck that hot taco.

by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016

taco miracle

Take a huge dump into some pregnant chick's gaping vag before she gives birth.

Jesus was born of a taco miracle.

by The MexiFuck July 22, 2011

Taco Faker

A man posing as a woman without the knowledge of even their closest friends.

"Guy's I've got something to tell you. I'm a taco faker"

by Mcmolty March 12, 2009

Taco Hoe

Sluty waitress, hostess, or bartender working at a Taco Mac. Wears their khaki shorts way way short. Guys may even get jobs at particular Taco Mac locations to make their rounds through the Taco Hoes. Customers may also visit a particular Taco Mac for the same results.

Kevin: Dude, are you going over to Mike's apartment to party later?
Randy: Hell yea man. Like ALL the Taco Hoes are gonna be there!

Kevin: Dude, lets go to Taco Mac until Mike gets off work and start the pre-game!

by PassportPledge February 9, 2010

Shit on a taco

An exclamation used to express surprise.

Shit on a taco! that was scary

by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011

Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.

Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.

by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010

Nappy Taco

Does this really need a definition? It's August 2011 and Nappy Taco has not been entered into the Urbandictionary. Amazing!

Nappy Taco is another name for Vagina. Not a pejorative per se, but not exactly polite either.

Damn you should have seen the way he ate my Nappy Taco. Screw wetback, I was wet all over!

by Pepe Palante August 14, 2011