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moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.
The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.
by Finish Line October 4, 2022
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Door Popping

Verb. Also known as do' poppin', the act of socializing away from home so much that one neglects her/his home, family, or other responsibilities.
Kendra stays door popping in the streets; so her mom has to watch the grandkids.
by roezdictionary October 9, 2019
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Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.
Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.
by Ham-Hock June 6, 2018
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Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.
"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"
by grittyt May 6, 2018
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The Guy Next Door

A Term very similar to The Girl Next Door, The Guy Next Door has the same premise.

The Guy Next Door is that boy you grew up with. The one you've spent your childhood with, fell in love with, and maybe even at some point, broken up with. He was this ray of sunshine you always appreciated, even if it might have fallen apart.
"Who's The Guy Next Door" you said? Oh, he's my best friend/Boyfriend/Ex-Boyfriend. We've spent years together.
by ItsSurreal February 12, 2024
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Doors off

When you usually say “wheels off” in a restaurant but then the “walk- in door locks itself and you literally have to close down and take the door off it’s hinges to get in to the walk-in fridge.
I don’t know what happened at On The Border Sunday night. It’s doors off In that place! Here’s my two week notice!
by Lizease May 2, 2020
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old door

Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.
I'm an old door at solving crossword puzzles.
by TMP's © November 7, 2014
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