Skip to main content

The Spider-Man

The Spider-Man is a humility act performed by the dominant male. As some ppl on here have confused with the magician or Houdini it is nothing in comparison or is there any similarity between the two

The Spider-Man:
The Spider-Man man is performed as so.

The man is performing doggystyle on his ( to be p.c) sexual encounters reciprocating counterpart said man saves saliva in his mouth and when he ejaculates he does so in his hand at simultaneously spitting said saliva into the back, anus (aka asshole, entry to the good ol poopshoot, or what ever you feel fits as a name for the lovely stinky brown eye surprise) , or even shower the recipient with it for a more life like fake orgasm, while releasing the actual seman into your hand. Much easier if you nutt into your throwing hand (you’ll see read why Shortly) say your term of endearment followed by baby turn around and look back at one good time as she (I say she as in woman because I don’t believe in homosexual activity unless it’s the beauty of two consenting adult females) now where was I… oh yea as she turns looking oh so seductive and sexy as she could try and be you feel your spidey sense full blown you draw back with the inseminated hand and strongest immatation of our hero mr. Parker throw all of that gigidy goo right into her face “webbing” her then proceed to start humming the spider man theme song
D Bro I was balls deep in your girl last night she told me she didn’t want me to nutt in her so I pulled out and pulled the Spider-Man on that hoe!
by Mr.Setitst8 August 9, 2022
mugGet the The Spider-Man mug.

Wild Spider

N - those little shit toddlers and babies that scream at the top of their lungs whenever they feel like it.
“Yo that wild spider is so fucking loud wtf”

“Yeah you know it those kids never shut up”
by Average CSN student October 16, 2022
mugGet the Wild Spider mug.

metro spider

(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)
“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “

Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”
by Richardmille December 1, 2022
mugGet the metro spider mug.

Big Spider Energy

When you’re in a specific place, such as a building with excessive cobwebs, you know there’s an ungodly amount of “big” spiders residing there….you can just feel its energy; waiting for the ceiling tile to open up to thousands of tarantula paratroopers dropping in on you. Also known as BSE
Bobby’s house has Big Spider Energyholy shit, a tarantula!
by Arachno Mike September 21, 2022
mugGet the Big Spider Energy mug.

cute_spider_girl

A tik toker that makes gacha videos
by Crowberry December 12, 2022
mugGet the cute_spider_girl mug.

Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
mugGet the Crack Spider mug.

Lakeland Spiderman

When a male ejaculates in their partner's eye and pulls back quick enough to pull their contact out.
Bonnie: Bob give me a Lakeland Spiderman last night

Stephanie: Wow, I hear that its hard to do.
by LakelandWoman April 28, 2023
mugGet the Lakeland Spiderman mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email