soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022

soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...

Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist

by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020

Loose Soup

The opposite of “no soap”.

When everything happens, but not necessarily in a bad way.

How was the bar last night?
OMG! Thought It was going to be no soap, but it wound up being loose soup!

by BeezVanilla December 31, 2020

beat oth soup

Soup whose top out of three or five or however many ingredients is male ejaculate, sperm, semen.

... !!!°÷°!!! ...how does wENdyL know when it's dog beat oth soup?{?{?}}... ...when it's k.E.w.L.... ... ... ... !!!=_=!!!

by *Hung*{ACambodianhorse-breeder October 6, 2025

breakfast soup

when a woman has her period and it's all over the breakfast.

"awwww man my girlfriend made breakfast soup." "awwww maaaaan!"

by trainfan February 16, 2025

Chernobyl Soup

A common name for cows milk in the late 80's on account of the fact that when the reactor 4 blew it's lid in 1986 and spewed all sorts of really nasty shite into the atmosphere, the prevailing weather at the time was unusually and unfortunately coming from the east and thus carried tons of highly toxic radiation 1500 miles west to the UK whereupon it pissed down onto our fields, the cows ate it, turned it into milk and then we poured it in out tea,

Customer: I've forgot my glasses mate, what's the Best Before date on this pint of Chernobyl Soup?
Grocer: 26th April 21986 mate. After that it starts to lose a bit of it's glow.

by Stengo Malengo August 26, 2021

Soup

Big and Slurpy.

Hand me that Big and Slurpy soup

by StonerBoner7177 July 10, 2023