simp

a young dude in his twenties who orbits femoids in his life. his name is probably nathan and he is probably skinny and white.

nathan is such a simp. he drove 1 hour and 45 minutes to get me whataburger at 12 am.

by bitch biscuit March 20, 2020

Simp

“ a kid named Rocco that will go out of his way completely to make sure he can satisfy a girl with no sexual needs. Rocco’s(aka:simp) will try to do whatever he can do to get the girl to pleasure him for example:-hanging with only girls and being the only guy, try to do whatever he can to get with one. And he will leave the boys for them to make them feel special.” -word for word definition off “google”

“Oh let’s go be like Rocco and hangout with only girls” -simp

by Cockandball torture June 21, 2020

Simp

I'm 15 years old and I've never seen a guy that was a simp until I met Olivier. You can find him on instagram @oli_gon06 .

The night after we met, he texted me on snapchat and said:

- I wanted to kiss you but I didn't know if you felt the same way that I did

WELCOME TO SIMP NATION!

by chixgogo September 30, 2020

Simp

The opposite of a Pimp. A male who will offer money to a female because she looks good but she has no interest in him whatsoever.

Josh is spending too much money on her and not getting any play. He is definitely a Simp!

by NavajoSavage August 10, 2022

No simp shit

1. You use this phrase when you’re not trying to stoop down to the pathetic level of a simp.

2. You say this phrase after saying/doing something that could make you look like a simp.

Example 1:
Two guys checking out a girl

Dude 1: Daamnn bro she a baddie

Dude 2: Yeaaahh bro! But no simp shit tho.

Example 2:
Damn, her smile is sooo cute but no simp shit tho.

Example 3:
*Likes a girl’s post on instagram*
“No simp shit”

by Saint Ecstasy August 28, 2020

Simp

A lot of people think its like being just obsessed with a person. But its more depressing than that.

Simp is like: when you "love" someone someone and sacrifice your life for them, be insanely obsessed. Untill you find out they were just playing with you and theyre dating others. It hurts..
-ghost(kade)

by Ghostneverlied March 10, 2021

Simping

The act of going above and beyond for a percieved romantic interest without any reciprocation in interest or feelings

Guy #1 : I've been trying to reach her and I even sent roses to her house but she won't respond!
Guy #2: stop simping bro, she ain't into you.

by KingFree March 19, 2022