I play county

Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl

Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?

Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .

by Leo_Varadkar69 September 16, 2020

play catch in the greenhouse

A euphemism for sex, such as waist shake.

Don't bother trying to call Steve; he went to play catch in the greenhouse with Sarah.

by sushi.squisher March 19, 2007

Play with my chair

To play with one's sexual organs, spank the chicken, masturbate.

See ya later, imma go play with my chair.

by █ ███ █ September 14, 2018

Playing 'yes man'

Referring to the Jim Carey movie Yes Man where he has to say yes to everything and by doing so, his life becomes far more interesting and enjoyable.

What time did you get home after you left the office?
I was playing 'Yes Man' and ended up dancing at a nightclub with strangers until 2 in the morning.

by my mAin Hack October 04, 2017

Playing all sides

Someone looking for an Achilles heel and sending a gift horse is most likely playing both the Greeks and the Trojans.

He/she was playing all sides.

by Solid Mantis December 31, 2020

Are you playing AltF4?

This phrase is commonly used to respond to someone discussing their personal issues when you have no actual substantial response or advice to give.

Guy 1: "Thing haven't been going so well with the wife ever since I found out she was cheating."

Guy 2: "Are you playing AltF4?"

by eggy3636 July 12, 2023

playing with her lightswitch

Clitoral masturbation.

She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019