Oh no baby pirates

A saying in Snapchat captions after taking a picture of your baby and then drawing an eyepatch on the baby.

Oh no baby pirates

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 4, 2023

Screaming Pirate

Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!

We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!

by Muskymule August 12, 2022

Pirate

Only having one eye

1:You know my friend sarah right? The kid with one eye?

2:Yeah the pirate!

by Piper White May 17, 2018

Gay Pirates

When two non-binary pirates scream about how much they are obsessed with one another and argue about how stunning the other one is.

Li: OMG YOUR STUNNING TIMES INFINITY LIKE PLS BE MY SIREN AND LURE ME IN WITH YOUR VOICE
Mia: OMG NO YOU YOUR STUNNINGER TIMES A GABILLION ZILLION MILLION TIMES INFINITY ILL SING FOR YOU SO YOU COME TO ME <3
Li: WE ARE GONNA BE HOT PIRATES TOGETHER
Mia: YES OMG WE ARE GAY PIRATES

by Callingallbarbz July 12, 2021

pirate circus

When a woman is the center of a gang bang and at least one guy finishes in every hole.

That girl is the kind of freak I'd like to take to a pirate circus.

by Satinstains January 3, 2020

Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

by direwolf December 3, 2014

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018