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dick dueling

the art of setteling disputes between post pubesent males by standing back to back dressed in nothing but cowboy boots and holsters. on the count of three the duelers begin to furiously rub their penises while taking one step every 5 seconds. just like in a normal shootout, the person that is ejaculated upon first is declaired the loser.
the arguement between my room mate and I was resolved by old western style dick dueling
by boycottcorn April 6, 2008
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Donkey Dick

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't
by wt57 July 25, 2017
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Dick Cheney

1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?)

a.k.a. Big Swinging Dick
Dich Cheney before he dicks you
by Hilario October 5, 2004
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milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.
Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.
by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018
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Camp Dick

Is the term given when a guy is surrounded by mostly only guys and does not get significant exposure to females. Therefore, any female starts to look good. Camp Dick makes a mans standards drop so low, that they are non existent, and the guy will make out, fool around with, or sleep with, anything that is willing to give him sexual satisfaction.
After being stuck in the woods for 2 months, Johnny had extreme Camp Dick and ended up having sex with a group of, "Extreme Makeover" candidates. After his sexual release he realized what he had done, and wanted to kill himself.
by Theknight01 October 8, 2007
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Dick Balled

When someone does something extremely unnecessary, at the most unnecessary time....
Lets say Charles is driving, and gets cut off for no absolute reason...

Charles: "I just got fucking Dick Balled!"
by Richarded Kim January 13, 2009
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broke dick

A commonly used military term used to describe a person who is either injured or faking injury to get out of training.
Private Pyle is suffering vaginal discharge and is now a broke dick on profile.
by John Smith May 13, 2005
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