Friday Morning

The phrase associated with a very trashy girl: a shorter version of saying "that girl is trashier then friday morning garbage day".

*girl with awful spray tan complaining about facebook drama walks by*
John: Man, this girl is forsure a Friday Morning
Randy: yupp.

by thapresident711 January 26, 2011

A morning weasley

When a Ranga (red-head) hugs a person in the morning and gets an erection over it.

Nah dont hug me, might get a morning weasley if i do.

by jizz brothers September 1, 2011

s'moreing

Combination of cum, shit, and grahm cracker thrown on a womans face.

S'moreing is while getting a blow job sitting down and you are about to cum, lift up and shart on her face, immediately after, cum on her face. Have a grahm cracker pre-staged, smash it up and throw it onto her face. After she recovers ask her if she wants s'more.

by Wally0861 December 15, 2012

Mud-Marlin

When a white male is romantically involved with a black female.

Hey bro, can you believe Sam is s mud-marlin!?
What!? No way, I thought he was into snow bunnies!?y

by Don Heffa May 4, 2013

Snowy Morning

Where you wake up in the morning, and your hands and dick are connected through dried over, sticky, semen.

guy 1: "That was the worst day ever, to top it off my hands were stuck to my dick by my own jizz"

guy 2: "Sounds like you had a snowy morning"

by skaninja September 2, 2013

Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....

The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...

by The Daemon November 2, 2013

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015